Cindy's Lovely Stories Part 3

Hi guys! My friend, Cindy Fan, made another new story. I hope you guys will like it. By the way, all these stories are based on the same people. If you know who the other stories are talking about, you know who this story is based on. And another thing, this is Cindy writing, so yeah. Enjoy! :D

6th Story: SHOES!
On the feet of every person there is a right shoe and a left shoe... well then can u imagine those shoes talking?! (well u have too... too bad... ) so there was the left shoe who was made by vans with the color black and black shoelaces... then there was the rite shoe who was made by vans with the color black and blue shoelaces.. (cough.. cough.. how cute?! matching shoes <3)>of course... the black shoelaces and blue shoelaces feel inluv w./ each other... bcuz w/out left shoe there is no rite shoe and w/out rite shoe there is no left shoe.. (so in more of a stupid way of saying that is that they cant live w/out each other.. dur? ppl!) then the person wearing the right and left shoe were the right's shoes mom... who is really mean.. she hates the left shoe bad enough that she nevers wear socks so the left shoe smells pretty bad.. (believe the author... u dont even want to smell it.. JK) the left shoe wuz like "OMG!! rite shoe.. I luv u soooooooooo much.. kiss-kiss" then the rite shoe wuz like " I kno!! I luv u too!!" then the rite shoe went ahead and kiss the left shoe but it cant bcuz it is way to smelly... so as the day goes on.. their luv was still increasing... but on a bad day... the mom wuz like "huh?! so i c u the rite shoe having a luv relationship w/. the smelly shoe huh?! well how dare u!! I gotta give u sume punishements!!" so the mom threw the left shoe out to the trash cuz she thought that the rite shoe would never find him.. then smartly.. ( i dont think there is a word like that) the rite shoe found the left shoe by hoping.. then wen they saw each other.. they kissed fiercely (hey u probably think that is gross.. but I THINK its GOING to be true).. (hey dudes.. if u want to kno how duz SHOES kiss.. well then take ur left shoe and rite shoe then smacked them together.. then that is probably how it feels)

Well that is the end. Wait for the next post, bye!

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Cindy's Lovely Stories Part 2

This is a new story from Cindy!!! Enjoy! By the way, this is all written by Cindy, so it is her talking not me, so get mad at her. But you can get mad at me for posting it. Well Enjoy!

5th Story: The Pumpkin Cinderella and the Big Nose PrinceThere is going to be a ball at the monster castle tonight bcuz the ugly prince gotta find a magical magical person (also knos as soul mate) to shrink his nose and butt.. then in the house of tortoure.. a poor, poor, person (so not true in real life.. dude that person is like rich..) named maggs was cleaning the floor and cooking at the same time ... (no offense.. but seriously.. maggs cant cook.... hey if the bastard is reading this.. well u gotta kno sumthin... if u r marrying maggie in the future, which i hope not cuz I seriously dont want to call u my cuzin-in-law.. u better be a rich man cuz u have to eat like un-homemade food everyday.. oh yeah gotta warn u... if u tried her food u better be close to the toilet..)(also maggs.. dont be mad at me... hey I said NO OFFENSE) her evil mom named cindi is like sitting there and yelling at maggs step-sisters, tiny kaisho (by the way for those of u who dont kno this.. the real tina's husband is yuki kaisho.. which I seriously dont kno y we call her that) and tif hu-hu bcuz they r going to the ball tonight and she needs to choose their outfit.. on the other hand maggs is feeling completely jealous... she wanted to go to the ball tonight so freakin bad.. (well she wanted to go to the ball bcuz like she never been to a castle b4...) so her mouse and her birds, whose names r also called maggs bcuz maggs is like obsessed w/ herself... so.. her mouse and her birds sew a very ugly dress for her.. bcuz they r not skilled.. they only kno how to sing and eat cheese... but amazingly, maggs thinks is beautiful... (as in other story b4 maggs eye is not functioning correctly and the prince is lobsided) so wen tiny kaisho and tif hu-hu is walking out to the limo, maggs sneaked out to the back door where she thought she was going to have a horse or sumthin.. but thats not the case... she had a pumpkin (and this pumpkin wont turned into a beautiful magical thingy that u c on the real cinderllla (cant spell) a real and big pumpkin... so the mouse carved the door w/ its sharp teeth then maggs arrived to the castle wen she cant smell anything but pumpkin-ish... believe me the line is like 50 miles long... (how did this prince have such a power that made ppl stang in the line for so long? I dont even kno y... maybe bcuz they r all blind.. I mean seriously do they c his facce? oops.. sorry I dont expect anyone to c his face cuz like u cant even look at it..) maggs got infront of everyone else.. bcuz they couldnt stand her smell so they let her go first... wen she saw theit has to make sense.. prince.. the prince didnt reject her instead he luved her.. bcuz he liked the smell of pumpkin.. ( who knos? ppl that have big nose probably smell differently) he got her new dress and they danced till midnight... oh yeah almost forgot.. they also kissed and hugged..(ppl might be like "i dont wanna c the bastard dance " or " I didnt even kno he can dance".. hey trust me I dont wanna c the bastard dance either.. I think I'll probably faint cuz its so gross.... and dude seriously... he cant dance... this is a story its not like it has to be true.. but i have to tell u the fact that maggs being blind and the prince having big nose and butt is true.. ) she was suppose to go home at midnight so her sisters and mom wont be crazy.. but tina kaisho is like kissing+hugging+dancing w/ yuki kaisho... ( I agree its kinda gross.. think about it... just imagine those two kissing and hugging and dancing.. that image is just wrong.... ) and tif hu-hu is dancing and hugging alex chen... so maggs duznt have to go home... plus.. her mom didnt get mad anyway.. cuz she wuz watching her dramas at home... laughing and crying...

Well that is it for now! BYE!!!

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Cindy's Lovely Stories

Hey guys! Ok, one of my friends, Maggie Huang, by the way, I hope you are reading this right now Maggie. Well YOU BETTER BE! Anyway, she has a cousin, who is awesome!!!, her name is Cindy Fan. She made these hilarious stories!!! I won't name who they are based on, but if you know Maggie you will know who the story is about, well here we go. By the way, sorry for the grammatical errors, we are teenagers, we will do that while chatting and writing stories. By the way, when it says "my" and stuff, it refers to Cindy. So here we go!

1st story: Mouse and Cows (this one is REAL short)
Once upon a time there was a mouse named magg and a cow called bastarad... they fall in luv w/ each other but the mouse's mom hated that cow bcuz he has such a big butt and nose.... so they stoped talking... BUT BELIEVE ME........... AFTER 3 DAYS THEY BEGIN TALKING AGAIN!!! EITHER ON COW-BOOK OR MOUSE-MAIL

2nd Story: 3 Brothers
Prolog: there was 3 brothers... their names are Andrew Han, Andrew Ho and Andrew Hell Bastard... Andrew Han is like amazingly smart.... he can do 1,000000000+ 1,00 = in one second!! how smart.. (I mean seriously even I cant do that) then there is Andrew Ho who is amazingly funny.... seriously he makes up jokes that are way too funny for ppl to laugh... for example, the joke of 1 + 1 = wat?.. the answer is 11!!!HAHAHAHAHa!! funnay... anyway then there is the last brother... Andrew Hell Bastard... the reason why his name is Andrew-Hell -Bastard is because that bastard will be in hell (at least the author cursed him).... he is not smart like Andrew Han and not as funnay as Andrew Ho.. but seriously I cant even believe that they are from the same parents... (the story is going to focus on that hell-bastard.. cant even say his name... makes me want to fart) On a cold, cold, cold, day... the Andrew (gosh fart-fart) hell-bastard was skipping on the street bcuz he is going to c "DR.MAGIC" because he wants his nose to shrink and his eyes to expand.. while he was skipping his brain cells are making him think about perveted stuff.. (oh yea forgot to add to the prolog.. Andrew (gosh barf barf) hell-bastard used all his brain cells to perveted stuff rather than educated stuff) after visiting Dr.Magic, he went home and saw his funny and smart brothers talking on the sidewalk to Margrita Mouse who the bastard fell in luv first sight with bcuz she has big eyes, big lips, big mouths, small ears, and small nose... (oh yea and two big sumthin.. but this story is for KIDS so it is not suppose to contain any bad or perveted stuff like the word boobs and butts) amazingly and unbelieveablely (cant spell) wen that stupid and blinded Margrita saw that bastard (a.k.a. ugly cow), she fell inluv with first sight too (weird, odd, gross, random,blinded )she luvs him bcuz of his........ actually she duznt kno y either... anyway... the two brothers walked back into the house bcuz they saw the LUV electricty going on between bastard's eyes and that blinded woman...(they dont want to be burn by it) then the woman went home... wen she got home her mom wuz like "I saw u talking to that bastard who I h8 since the day he said I look hot..... I mean seriously who calls a grown up woman's mom HOT?" (actually in margrita's brain.. she wuz thinking.. "mom.. my soul mate did not call u hot.. he wuz talking to that blonde chick standing behind u in line") anyway her mom got freakin pissed at her and wont let her go out anymore... on the 27th day of her not-going-out thingy.. she fell tired so she slept continuously (cant spell) for 5 days........ her mom was worried bcuz she couldnt wake her up... so she called the police and the police told everyone to go to margrita's house to try to wake her up.. the ppl who can wake her up gets a reward of $100 NT (equals about 3 US dollar.. but no one knew that cuz they r stupid... even Andrew Han didnt kno that) then stupidly, the bastard went to her house... her mom duznt care anymore as long as he can wake her daughter up.. wen it wuz his turn... he went up and wuz about to kiss margrita (by the way germs and gross), like sleeping beauty and snow white..(gosh those r stupid stories) wen he wuz about 1 cm away from her lips (he did it slowly bcuz he liked the dramatic effect) he barfed, and farted... his barf contains of tacos from taco bell, fried chicken from KFC, chicken mcnuggets from McDonald, fries from In-N-Out, and yogurt from Yogurt land... ( he eats a lot.. thats why his eyes are small cuz he is a fatty... his meat covered up his eyes)his fart smelled like a fish that died in the tank from about 4 months and then no one cleans it or it smelled like poop that stayed in the toilet for at least 3 hours... (depends how u think it.. ) surprisingly, that woman with not functioning eyes woke up... then she wuz like "oh.. wow its early.. y did u wake me up?? and y duz it smell like trash can in here... ??" then everyone wuz "........." well I am just going to skip to the end bcuz in between there are nothing to say... they ran away together to Haiti (seriously who would go to Haiti?! hello earthquake and hello the chances of getting dead?!.. only ppl with weird and not correctly functioning brain cells) to escape from her mom then eventually they got married... THEN THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER (not) cuz... that bastard eventually BETRAYED the woman for AT LEAST 1 blonde chick... (just like the author's dad's idol... TIGER WOODS)

3rd Story: Huan Huan in Wonderland (we are chinese and taiwanese so that is an asian name)

In the land of the wonderland.... a pretty princess (not) named Hua-Hua was walking along the "Forbidden Luv" river..... then she falls into the river BCUZ HER EYES DUZNT FUNCTION NORMALLY.... then suddenly... a very very very very ugly prince (who has a big nose, small eyes, ugly face which makes ppl want to kill him, big butt, and abnormal thinking ) saved that pretty(not) princess from drowning... (well...... u cant DROWN in a river.. but wateve.. its a story) wen she saw the prince that saved her... she hugged and kissed him (which is kind of weird bcuz normal ppl would threw up all over that prince after looking at his face).. they fall deeply in luv w/ each other... they will die if they separate each other.... they will cut themselves on the arm if they cant talk for one month... they will think about suicide wen they are under the pressure of not talking to one another ....Hua-Hua 's mom who HATES THAT UGLY PRINCE BCUZ HE DUZNT HAVE ANY MANNERS, PRETTINESS (i dont think there is a word like this), and SMARTNESS ( i dont think there is a word like this either) ... she wont let the pretty (not) princess and the ugly prince (very true) talk!!! they felt miserable... they didnt talk for about 20 to 22 days.. BUT SERIOUSLY PPL THOSE TWO ARE SO GOING TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN.. BCUZ THEY R DEEPLY IN LUV...

hey.. sorry if this story contains a lot of wrong grammars.. apparently... the writer is not educated in writing... but sumhow she or he likes to write.....

this story is going to be publish in the book from scholastic called "THE FORRBIDEN AND TOUGH LUV"

thanx... :) <3> one more thing.. the author didnt mean to offend anyone so if the author offened anyone... then sorry

just saying everything that is within the story is bolded or in black or sumtin...

4th Story: Bacterias and Germs (this is the last story)
Once upon a time... only bacterias and germs lived on earth.. each bacterias have its own name.. and each germs has its own name.. we are only going to talk about 2 germs and 1 bacterias cuz,..(the author is too lazy to write about others) 1st germ... an ugly, odd looking guy.. with the brain of being perverted (example... looking at bacteria's boobs) his name was ABS... the other germ who is happy all the time is called YM... the bacteria who is frustrated bcuz of the decisions she has to choose... is called MHS... (stands for.. well those of u who kno this bacteria in person can kno wat is stands for)
Everything was ruined wen MHS started talking to ABS through their amazing talking technique which is typing stuff on the computer... (chat) ABS and MHS started fallin for each other... but after a while... MHS' s mom, bacteria queen CH , finds out that her innocent daughter is talking to their enemy ABS... so she closed down their TYPING chat environment.. but remember... CH closed down MHS and ABS's environment but not YM's..so eventually MHS started to talk to YM... then she fell inluv with YM too... (gosh MHS.. y do u need to be such a player) so wen her mom alowed her to talk to ABS.. (surprisingly and kind of stupid) she told him that she likes YM... ABS got fuckin pissed at her.. they got into a huge fight... then YM asked MHS out and without using brain or any part of her body.... she said yes... she felt terribly bad... she hurt ABS really horrible... (by the way.. I dont even kno y she likes him... i mean seriously ABS has like huge nose.. oh wait.. germs duznt have nose) she missed him... she wants to brake up w/ YM but she cant bcuz he is all happy and fluffy... she knos that she gotta do it... b4 she told everyone that she luvs YM...but she knos the real reason y she told everyone wuz that wen she saw the big smile YM had... she cant say that she wuz kidding.. that us just the wrong thing to do... asafter a lecture that her friends gave her.. she decided to tell YM... wen YM heared it he wuz like oh.. ok... because.. HE GOT A BLONDE AND BROWN CHICK ALERADY!!!!! JK.... the real reason is that he knew she wuz kidding.... and plus he didnt believe her either.. so after all... it wuz MHS who thinks everything herself... she went back and saw ABS crying like a red balloon... she quickly went up and comfort him... they kept kissing and hugging each other... awww.. how PERVETED!!!!! (seriously think about it.. two shape like round thing organism hugging and kissing each other... AWKWARD.... I think it feels like two balls touching each other...)(by the way.. those who are perveted like the bastard and maggie... u kno I didnt mean it wrong... the balls arent THOSE BALLS)

ok that is it!!! I hope you enjoyed those stories!!! bye!!

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D

WORD OF THE WEEK!!!!!! (rummage)

Hey guys!! I apologize for not making a word of the week last week. To tell you the truth, I forgot. TEHEHEHEHEHE! Anyway, this week's word-of-the-week is rummage. I'm sorry but there really isn't a back story for this so im just going to tell you why I chose it. Well that is kind of a back story but what ever. Ok so, I was reading HARRY POTTER!!, sorry I LOVE Harry Potter, and I came across the word 'rummage' and I decided that is was an AWESOME word. When someone decides it is an AWESOME word, it MUST be their word-of-the-week. Well that is pretty much the "sorta back story". Well here is the definition!

RUMMAGE:
definition:

–verb (used with object)

1.to search thoroughly or actively through (a place, receptacle, etc.), esp. by moving around, turning over, or looking through contents.

2.to find, bring, or fetch by searching (often fol. by out or up).

–verb (used without object)

3.to search actively, as in a place or receptacle or within oneself: She rummaged in her mind for the forgotten name.

–noun

4.miscellaneous articles; odds and ends.

5.a rummaging search.

Yup those are the definitions, sorta. Thanks to Dictionary.com!!! WHOO!!! Go Dictionary.com!!! They Rock!!! Well that is it for the word-of-the-week! Sorry it wasn't an interesting back story and sorry for such a short post but BYE!!!

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! If you have noticed, most of the pictures I post on my blog are from the internet. Well if you haven't, than all I have to say is, "Wow..." Anyway, so I went onto google and typed in St. Patrick's Day and I saw the savage chickens website so I just decided to use pictures from that. So yeah. Plus I think most of the pictures from savage chickens are pretty funny so yeah. Wow I said so yeah in this blog post a lot. Well anyway, at school today, since it is spirit week, we had to wear green. Of course, it was all dedicated to St. Patrick's Day. Well anyway, so a lot of people were wearing green today partially because of spirit week, partially because of St. Patrick's Day, and most of all not getting pinched on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.


I would tell you guys the backstory behind St. Patrick's Day but I think one of the cartoon sorta already explained it, just kidding. That is obviously not the real backstory, but I'm too lazy to research the real back story so yeah, that's what you get. I am definitely now a fan of savage chicken. My friend showed me some funny cartoons from that website before too, though.

Today was pretty cool for St. Patrick's Day though. The awesome part of St. Patrick's Day is that when you find someone that isn't wearing green, you get to pinch them, real hard!!! But today, I was really nice so I didn't pinch anyone because I saw a lot of people that didn't wear green. Well that is it for this blog post. So remember if you saw someone not wearing green, pinch them!!! :D BYEE!!!



PS. Remember to reduce, reuse and recycle!!! :D

HAPPY PI DAY!!!

Hey guys!!! I totally forgot. Today is Pi Day. Get it: 3.14159.... March 14 get it!! hahahaha! yeah this is a really short post. I just wanted to tell you guys that. Too bad we get to celebrate Pi Day at school with math finals! whoo hoo! *sarcasm So yeah that is it. BYEE!


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WORD OF THE WEEK!!!!!! (introspective)

Hey guys!!! Sorry this word of the week is EXTREMELY late. It is just that I'm seriously stressing out because of tests, projects, etc. since it is almost the end of the trimester. So today was basically the only day I could even type this. This time I am not going to change the colors for some words because well, frankly, I'm a little too lazy to do it right now. That's right, I said it or admitted it. I am a big lazy bum. Well this week's Word of the Week is: INTROSPECTIVE!!! Originally it was another word but then I decided this word was even cooler. Ok the backstory behind it was, there was this one day, I think it was this Thursday, my friend, Christine, was with me at Homework Club and she used that word, and she said some definition about it. To tell you the truth, I kinda blanked out when she told me. She said she wasn't quite sure, so I said that I would go check on it at dictionary.com. Guess what??? I forgot that day....hahaha silly me...I have terrible memory. So then on Friday, she reminded me, so I go up to my adviser and ask her if she had a dictionary. She gets it for me and I go up to Christine and tell her the definition. I thought that this was such a cool word it had to be my word of the week. Sadly, since it was at the end of the week, I can't really use it. So I'm going to drag it on to next week and have two word of the weeks'. So yeah...here is the dictionary term because I'm too lazy to make one up or "put it in my own words," I put that in quotes because my language arts teacher always tells us to do that when we have vocab stuff for homework.

INTROSPECTIVE:
definition:

1. to practice introspection; consider one's own internal state or feelings.

2. to look into or examine (one's own mind, feelings, etc.).

yup that's the word's definition. My friend, Christine, loves that word. Well that is it for this week. Sorry for the short-ish post. BYE!!!

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D (i lied about the color change thing!! :D)