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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Love

Ok this is going to be an EXTREMELY short post because I have homework to do. Yes I am choosing to work on my blog rather than homework. It really isn't my fault. Technically, it is my teacher's fault for assigning the time demanding homework KNOWING I would procrastinate and KNOWING I would be too lazy to do it and work on other stuff then spend hours on it. If we are talking technicalities, you can see how it can't really be ALL my fault. See? I have logic behind my thinking.
Anyways, back to the subject I was just thinking about. So the other day, I was looking through the comments on some photos on facebook and my chats on gmail and I realized this society of children now a days use the word "like" or "love" too much. As in if they say "I love you!" because they helped them with homework or whatever other crap, they will use that term. And I was thinking that we don't use the word for its full out meaning. We use it to express our thankfulness or exaggerating whatever we want to say. As in if someone says something terrible to one person, and the other says I love you too!, it is obvious that that person that said "i love you" is just either trying to be a piss off, pissing off the other (yes i just wanted to say it twice), or use the term for an exaggeration, both which are unnecessary.
Do you know what also sucks? When your parents seeing you typing that to someone. What is even worse is if you say it to someone of the opposite gender. Oh those days are just going to be torture. Like this one time, my friend said I love you to one of her guy friends because he "helped" (hint hint) her with her homework. It was funny to know her mom's reaction to it. So yes the word "love" and "like" are just used too much in our ages' society now a days. Well that is it. BYE!!!!


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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Hearing Problems and Funny Stories

Ok! Well I never did a post on the DC trip I went on and, chances are, I probably never will. But we had some really fun times there. For example here are some funny stories and HEARING problems we had. Most of the hearing problems are from me because I have really bad hearing. Forgive me.


KEY:
TH = tiffany hu
SC = sooin chung
TS = tina sato
SM = sophie maquiling

HEARING PROBLEMS:
1. MITSUWA
TH: oh i got it at mitsuwa
SC: oh where's that?
TH: oh no u didnt
SC: wait wat?
TH: wait didnt u say that u knew that
SC: no
TH: ...awkward...

2. A-WORD
SC: i think i'm goin to go to the back of the bus
TH: why?
SC: because ur boring
TH: u did not just call me the a word
SC: wat?
TH: u no...annoying
SC: i called u boring...
TH: oh hahahaha! i knew that. i hav bad hearing
SM: oh i thought the a-word wuz asian

3. PASTOR
SC: i call my pastor when i'm bored
TH: how old is he?
SC: 34
TH: 94?!?!?!?!
SC: 34!!!

4. SOUVENIR
SC: (to paul on the fon) do u want my to buy u a souvenir?
TH: buy a TV here?!?!
SC: NO! a souvenir!

5. CHANGING SONG
SC: i'm changing the song
TH: wat? ur cheating on me?
SC: no! first i'm changing the song and i wuz nvr with u. U R WIT MAGGIE
TH: oh ok...cuz i wuz thinking that we were nvr together...

6. TAYLOR SWIFT
SC: in taylor swift songs-
TH: no i dont mind
SC: wat? in taylor swift songs!
TH: oh!
SC: wat did u think i said?
TH: do u wanna switch songs
SC: ur deaf

7. RESTROOMS
SC: i have to go to the restroom
TH: yeah i no. he just said that
SC: wait wat? that wuznt wat i said. wat did u think i said?
TH: oh that we r goin to the museum.

8. CRAZY
TH: (talking about sooin) she is crazy
TS: wat? she is grease?
TH: no! she is CRAZY
TS: oh!

9. FUTURE
TH: it is called thinking bout ur future
SC: wat? putting my feet wear?
TS: finger?
TH: I SAID IT IS CALLED THINKING ABOUT UR FUTURE!
SC & TS: oh!

10. MARIO KART
(backstory) we were playing mario kart and tina = union, sooin & tiffany = confederates. it talks bout the special items u can get.

SC: ghosty!
TS: steve?
TH: toasty?
SC: wait wat? steve?
TH: wait! wat did u say? toasty?
SC: NO! GHOSTY!
TS: oh. wow i wuznt even close.

11: DRESSES
SC: my friend wore this dress-
TH: wat? ur dad wore this dress?
SC: no! my FRIEND wore this dress-

12: SCHOOL HOUSE OF ROCK
(backstory) we watched school house of rock. there wuz a line i didnt hear correctly...

dewey(main character): hey u piano kid.
TH: wait what? did he just say...?
SC: huh?
TH: did he just call him yellow kid?
SC: PIANO KID.
TH: i knew that.

13: BUBBLE
TH: STOP! ur in my personal bubble!
SC: well jeez! wat am i?
TH: ur an infected germ!
TS: you're a jerk?
SC: no! she called me a germ!
TS: oh!
TH: hahahahaha!

14. GOOGLE
SM: I have to make a list of things to google.
SC: What? You hate sevis?
TH: Why do you hate sevis??...
SM: NO! GOOGLE!
SC: google sevis?
SM: NO! i have to GOOGLE STUFF
SC: oh!


FUNNY STORIES:
1. CHAPSTICK
SM: we r chapstick buddies!
TH: YEAH!
SM: except mine is for old people....
TH: hahaha

2. ABUSE
SC: (to paul) wow u dont even care that im being abused by tiffany
TH: hahahaha! :D

3. FOBS
SC: i hate fobs. they r so annoying... or the a word.
TH: wow sooin
SM: HYPOCRITE!

4. MAPLE STORY
SC: i watch maple story music videos on youtube
TH: ...
SC: wat? they r better than normal music videos
TH: ...

5. PERVS
SC: there is a naked woman here
TH: u like naked women?!?!
SM: PERVS!

6. CHELCEE
SM: i can't hear u chelcee
TH: it is cuz she wuz thinkin bout me
SM: hahaha!

7. KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
SM: knock knock
TH: who's there?
SM: tiffany
TH: tiffany who (hu)? oh...
SM: hahahaha! aadil made that up! :D

Well yup that is it. BYE!!! for now....

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WORD OF THE WEEK!!! (hypocrite)

Hey guys! I know I haven't made a word of the week in like two weeks. Sorry! It isn't like I'm forgetting. Ok partially I forget to do it or I just get really lazy. Ok so this week I think that my word of the week is hypocrite. To tell you the truth, it was either going to be hypocrite, pervert, or irony because I use all the words quite often, so I'll just use them for later weeks. Well I used the word hypocrite and pervert at the DC trip a lot, which was like two weeks ago. My school went for spring break, well only the people that wanted to. I thought the word pervert was a little immature to put this week so I've decided to put hypocrite instead. Plus this word is really funny. Well the backstory for hypocrite and pervert are the same. Well when my friends (and others...bleh.) and I were at DC, one of my friends, Sophie, kinda eavesdropped sometimes and she would randomly yell those words out loud. Oh good times. It made us all laugh like crazy. Let's just say DC trip was pretty awkward. Anyway back to the word of the week. Here is the definition.

HYPOCRITE:
definition:
-noun
1.a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2.a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.
Well that is the definition. That's it. BYE!

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Questions

This is a short post. I was just thinking. I was talking to my friend, Maggie, and thought of it. I asked her a question and she answered with who? because I asked a person question. My response, of course, was: I don't know. That's why I asked you. The point of questions are so people will answer them, not for you to have the answer and tell the other person when YOU asked the question. Well that was it. I just wanted to get my thoughts across on that. BYE!

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Proud Moments of Today

Hi! I just wanted to write something that would be sort of interesting. This does have to revolve around parents in general. What would be some words that adults would LOVE to hear from their children? I'll give you a hint. It is three words. Well if you didn't guess it, I didn't expect you to. It would be: I LOVE VEGETABLES! Yes, those are the words. Today at dinner, I got extremely close to saying that. At dinner, (yes I eat dinner really early. DEAL WITH IT!) my dad asked me if I liked the taro stuff he made. To tell you the truth, I think of taro and potatoes and stuff of that nature as "roots", not really as vegetables. Anyway, back to the story, I said yeah sure. Secretly in my mind, I thought, "BUT I LIKED THE VEGETABLES BETTER!" But it didn't make my parents happy because I didn't say it out loud!☻☺ When I asked my mom later if she'd like to hear those words, she said yeah which proves me totally right! :) I'm definitely victorious in this case.

A week before spring break, my friend, Ivy, asked me if I had a yellow pen. I felt really proud in saying I have one! :) I thought it was funny though too because I am asian, so I'm "yellow." Get it? I thought that was funny. So sometimes I would tell her that I would bring my skin tone color tomorrow. By the way, she is asian too so it is all good. Well that is the end of this post! BYE! :)

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Sad Moment

Isn't it sad when your parent calls you a loner? I am pretty sure that happened to me today. I told my mom that I wanted to be alone. She said that you're always alone. It sounded as if, well if you tell in between the lines, that she was calling you a loner. I mean if your mom tells you, you are always alone, that sounds like a loner. Hello? Loners are ALWAYS ALONE. Hence the word "loner" even being created. It is kinda sad that I got called a loner. And of all people, by my mom. Normally, I couldn't care less, but it got a little awkward because I got called one by my MOTHER who should be supporting me, not decrease my self esteem.

The word loner is quite interesting though. I think it is slang. Sorry I'm not quite sure, but I'm pretty sure it is because you don't normally hear smart people call loners, loners, typically. Now I feel like calling my mom a big loner, but that would be rude. The best thing in the world is getting called a loner by one of your parents, isn't it? (rhetorical question and sarcastic) Well that is it for this blog post! :) BYE!

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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Cindy's Lovely Stories Part 4

I haven't posted a few of her stories so this is part 4. Enjoy!

7th Story: the Computer and the Mouse
I believe that every person has a computer rite? ( well stupidly.. if u dont have a computer u wouldnt be reading my buzz... hey shut up the ppl that either have iphone and ipod touch.. i dont care about u guys rite now..) well next to the computer u have a MOUSE rite?! well then here is the old folk tale of computer and mouse...
In the future time.. the computer and mouse can talk!! sum even fall in lv w/ each other... for example.. the IMAC computer and the wireless and touchable mouse, which is located in a house of the mouse's mom who is a computer genius, fell in luv w/ each other... the computer and mouse can talk and do unwanted activites.. (hey anyone who is perveted plz dont think wrong) (well.. if u want to imagine how computers can talk.. then go on youtube and play a video then ta-da.. there u go.. but I dont kno about the mouse though... ) so the computer and mouse wuz like " oh i luv u !!" ( gross-gross) the computer played the song I LUV U created by a BASTARD GERM that lives in the LEFT SHOE that the COWS wear and sumtimes the UGLY PRINCE.. ( dude.. the author is like freakin smart!! the author used all the other characters into this story!! ) (oh crap.. I just notice that germs cant create a song.. ) then the mouse opened up a room for that fat computer in its heart.. (hey dont say that is too gross... I learend this sentence from my mom's favorite drama of the month.. city hall ) then they kiss wenever the person using the computer and mouse is not using them.. (wait that duznt even make sense.. oh wateve who says story has to make sense?! your mom) they cuddle together and were very affectionate ( u can learn the word cuddle and affectionate from gossiping about celebrities.. thats wat I did)then the mouse's mom saw them side by side next to each other at midnight ... so she wuz like " oh so I c wat u do.. cuddling together huh?! u bastard computer u r not good enough for my little mouse and u kno wat I am going to do?! i will give u punishements.." so the punishements was to give the computer, that has TONS OF VIRUS in it alerady, to the poor which is a girl named CCC so the computer can be away from the mouse..(dude that means the mom is mean cuz she gives viruses to ppl wateve) but wen CCC came, she saw the mouse and she wuz like " OMG CAN I HAVE THAT!!!??? I WANTED THAT FOR 5 CENTURIES!!" (how old r u?! older than Edward?) well of course it's mom said NO... then wen the mom wuz busy on buying another IMAC on APP store.. she stole the mouse.. so wen they arrived home.. the computer and the mouse began their 10 MINS of VARIETY KISSING..(just stop wat u r thinking rite kno.. I kno ppl's VARIETY KISSING is like different.. but trust me.. mine is worse than urs) (want to kno how mouse and computer kiss?! well then rite now.. put ur mouse on to ur computer and move it around then thats kissing.. well to perveted ppl that is SO not kissing that is sumthin worse.. anyway.. want to kno how computer and mouse cuddle then put them side by side then there u go.. oh wait.. quick tips wen u c ur computer and mouse either on top of each other (dude that just sounds more wrong) or side by side.. then u kno that they r falling in luv)

8th Story: Biographies
BIOGRAPHIES:
Name: Maggie Song
Sex (dont think wrong): Female ( i gotta check on that.. I am not sure.. ha ha JK)
Age: 13 but sumtimes its like 4
Favorite Things to say : Your mom and WTF
Favorite person in the world: Cindy Fan !! (not..) its her husband..
Favorite Thing in the world: Gmail and Facebook
Hobbies : Talking to her husband and then like hanging out w/ her husband
The Subject she most needs: its Dating and Love relationships and Feelings of urself
The subject she likes the most : Any class where she can c or talk to her husband
Favorite Book to read: it wuz twilight but then it changed to "THE FORBIDDEN AND TOUGH LUV"
Relatives: The cutest cuzin in the world (not) and a sister-in-law , who knos how to say maggies's name like at the age of 5 or sumthin...

Name : Andrew Song (gosh gross)
Sex (dont think wrong): Male ( at least I hope)
Age: 14 but LOOKS like 16 or sumthin.. ( but his brain whch is under-developed,is like a pre-schooler)
Favorite Things to say: I actually dont kno,... I think its anything perveted...
Favorite Person in the World : ummm... I have no idea... maybe its maggie.. but i dont kno
Favorite Thing in the World:ummm anything perveted
Hobbies: think about perveted stuff, talking to ppl on facebook and gmail.. talking to maggie..
Subject he most needs: To learn how to get perveted things off ur mind and how to developed more of ur brain in useful sections not perveted stuff...
Subject he likes the most:A class where he can c maggie.. I think.. or maybe just any class that has girls in it
Favorite Book: NONE.. bcuz he cant read...
Relatives : A sister that alerady knos how to say his wife's name

9th Story: Gay Story
GAY STORY (modeled after love story)
We were both gay wen i frist saw u
I close my eyes and the flashbacks start
I am staning there on a school in winter air
See the books, see the shelves, the teachers
See u make ur way through the shelves
And say hello, little did i kno
That u were gay-ish
You were whining baby
And my mommy said stay away from gays
And I wuz crying on the bed
Beginning u plz dont leave
and I said
Gay guy, take me sumwhere we can be approved
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do it wait
You'll be the boy gay and I'll be the girl gay
It's a gay story, gay, just say yes
So I sneake out to the pool to c u
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close ur eyes, escape this gay place for a little while
Oh,oh,oh
'Cause u were boy gay
I was a girl gay
And my mommy said stay away from gays
But u were everything to me
I wuz beginning u please dont go-
And I said
Boy Gay, take me sumwhere we can be approved
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is wait
You'll be the boy gay and I'll be the girl gay
It's a gay story, gay, just say yes
Boy gay, protect me, they're trying to tell me
how to feel
This luv is hard, but ir's real
Dont be scared, we'll make it out of this poop
It's a gay story, gay, just say yes
Oh Ohhh
I got tired of waiting, wondering if we can be approved
My trust in u wuz fading
Wen I met u on the city hall of town
And I said
Boy gay save me, I've been feeling so gay
I keep trying for approval but they never did
Is this in my head, I dont kno wat to do
Gay boy dropped to the ground and pulled out a picture
And said
Take this, girl gay, u'll never have to be alone
I luv u and that's all I really kno
I yelled to ur mom, go print out a gay picture
It's a gay story, gay just say yes
Oh, Oh, Oh ,Oh
Cuz we were both gay wen i first saw u

10th Story: 3 Sisters
There wuz 3 sisters living in the town of gayoksity... 1st sister.. Eugena... whose eyes duznt function normally cuz she cs pretty as ugly and ugly as pretty... once she though A HORSE wuz her soul mate..... 2nd sister...Whytes who is likes historical.. (seriously.. she'll make u pee in ur pants) 3rd sister... Girly.. who is VERY GAY.. ( actually she is not a girl... she is actually a boy.. but her face is like more prettier than Eugena and her legs r like skennier than everyone and her butt and tits r like huge which makes ppl want to squish them.. (OMG.. that just sounds wrong...YOU ONLY SQUISH SUMONE'S BUTT OR TITS WEN.....) so everyone calls her a girl.. and she accepts it..) The story all began wen Eugena saw an asshole,douchebag,bastard and anything u want to call him.. ( dude thats y she is blind.. dur?!! hello.. tell ur brain cells to work..) Apparently.. ( OMG.. I finally learn how to spell and say that word,.. gosh wat a genius...haha.. JK) the douchebag DIDNT fall inluv w/ Eugena nor Whytes... HE FELL IN LUV W/ THAT GAY BOY... the gay boy fell in luv w/ the douche too(oops... she will be the 2nd girl who c sumthing in that douche) because she thinks he is handsume ( sorry... vomiting rite now... how can u think he is handsume.. I mean look at his face two words.. gro-ss) and BUFF..(...) SHE THINKS HIS NOSE IS LIKE HOT.... ( dude believe me HIS NOSE IS FILLED W/ BACTERIA, BOOGERS AND STUFF U USUALLY GET OUT FROM UR BUTT.. GOSH THE AUTHOR IS GROSS...) so that gay girl just ran up and kissed him.. ( if u want to c how a boy kiss... then just ask ur dad and ur uncle kiss... then BOOM.. ther u go.. well IF U WANT TO FEEL HOW TO KISS A BOY OR A MALE.. WHICH I AM SURE THAT SUM OF U WILL WANT TO.. THEN JUST ASK UR DAD TO KISS U IF UR A BOY (dude the author will so not want to do that.. gross... who would want to kiss the author's dad?! not even the author's mom... JK...) AND ASK UR MOM TO KISS U IF UR A GIRL...) so at the end.. the bastard married the gay boy... then they adopted a child.. ( just use ur brain cells to think about it) THE END
11th Story: Ugly Story
The Lyrics of LOVE STORY well its actually UGLY STORY.. (NEW + ORIGINAL):
We were both young when i frist saw you
I close my eyes and the flashbacks start
I'm standing there on a school in winter air
See the teachers, see the students, the heavy books
See an ass make his way through the books
And say hello, little did I kno
That u were an asshole
You were spitting stuff
And my mommy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the fone
Beginning ass please dont go
And I said
Asshole, take me sumwhere we can chat
I'll be chating, all there's left to do is talk
You'll be the cow and I'll be the mouse
It's a ugly story, ass, just say yes
So I ran out to the dirt to see u
We keept quiet 'cause we're dead if the knew
So close ur eyes, escape this chat for a little while
Oh,oh,oh
'Cause u were ass
I wuz a blinded woman
And my mommy said stay away from Juilet
But u were everything to me
I wuz beginning u pleaze dont go
And I said
Asshole, take me sumwhere we can chat
I'll be chating, all there's left to do is talk
You'll be the ass and I'll be the woman
It's an ugly story, ass, just say yes
Assholes, save me, they're telling me how to feel
This luv is difficult, but it's real
Dont't be scared, we'll make it out of this poop
It's an ugly story, ass, just say yes
Oh Ohhh
I got tired of waiting, wondering if u were ever coming around
My trust in u was fading
Wen I met u out on the school of town
And I said
Asshole, save me, I've been feeling to chat
I keep chating with u but u never on
Is this in my head, I dont kno wat to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a mouse
And said
Raise this, Juilet, u'll never have to be alone
I luv u and that's all I really kno
I fought with ur mom, Go pick out mouse foods
It's an ugly story baby just say yes-
Oh,oh,oh,oh
Cuz we were both young wen I first saw u

Well that is it! wait for the next post! BYE!

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D


Forever

Forever. Has anyone ever thought about that word, especially in depth? I have. Let me tell you this. Forever is the word that just stands for forever. As in, when you die, are you guaranteed to never live again once you pass through the death? No, you aren't. Once you die, you can never feel that death in that way again, your soul lives on forever more, without stopping for a quick breath, without stopping just to stop, without a single time of nothingness. We all face death at least once in our lives. That is what is guaranteed. But is it guaranteed that we will be reborn, and face death, but a second time once more? No, only God can be the one to determine these things. God is the only ones that knows our journey before us. He or She is the one that takes us on that path. But why do our souls last forever and our bodies not? Why do we even last forever? Why is it that when looking into forever, we get frightened of the things that might happen to us on the way? Why does forever seem so far, when we are only the beginning of each start? Why is it that forever starts with a new chapter each time someone is reborn, or their soul has been recycled, or when a new soul is made? Everything has to do with forever. But why is it that we are only the beginning of it? Forever, the word, the life, the state of being, is not to be defined as a term, but as answered as the answer of the question of time. Time. It portrays to forever quite well. When there is no time, there cannot be a "forever." Forever is based on the time status of living things, but no matter what, people die but they still live for an eternity. Why is it that we can't just feel the statehood of death and utter silence with nothing in us, with nothing happening, once we are dead? Why is it, once our bodies have left this area, our soul remains in the chaos of man? The answers will remain a mystery as no one can define God or no what God is thinking, ever. But, why is it that forever was created when chaos still roams the lands? With chaos here and its destruction on this earth rising, what is the point to have new souls and others reborn? Forever is forever. It is long, never ending, and everlasting. It will never be defined in human terms. It can only be defined as time on a long journey and never ending. Time is never ending, everlasting, and will never turn back. Forever is long, never ending, everlasting, and never turns back time but keeps going on its journey.

This is my first, serious post. sorry if it bores you. this topic has been my mind a lot.

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

WORD OF THE WEEK!!!!!! (flabbergast)

Hey guys! ok on Thursday, I wuz reading HARRY POTTER (best series ever but apparently most of my friends don't think so, thanks guys for your support) and I saw the word. Well I saw it in the form of "flabbergasted." I've used the word a few times this week. I thought it was such a cool word because it means appalled but sounds way funnier and way AWESOMER!!! :D Well that's the back story. I believe the sentence was, "'Ginny!' said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted" I simply love that word now, almost as much as contradict. Well here is the definition for the word of the week.

FLABBERGAST:
definition:
-verb
1. to overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound.

Well that is it. Sorry for the short post! BYE! :D

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