7th Story: the Computer and the Mouse
I believe that every person has a computer rite? ( well stupidly.. if u dont have a computer u wouldnt be reading my buzz... hey shut up the ppl that either have iphone and ipod touch.. i dont care about u guys rite now..) well next to the computer u have a MOUSE rite?! well then here is the old folk tale of computer and mouse...In the future time.. the computer and mouse can talk!! sum even fall in lv w/ each other... for example.. the IMAC computer and the wireless and touchable mouse, which is located in a house of the mouse's mom who is a computer genius, fell in luv w/ each other... the computer and mouse can talk and do unwanted activites.. (hey anyone who is perveted plz dont think wrong) (well.. if u want to imagine how computers can talk.. then go on youtube and play a video then ta-da.. there u go.. but I dont kno about the mouse though... ) so the computer and mouse wuz like " oh i luv u !!" ( gross-gross) the computer played the song I LUV U created by a BASTARD GERM that lives in the LEFT SHOE that the COWS wear and sumtimes the UGLY PRINCE.. ( dude.. the author is like freakin smart!! the author used all the other characters into this story!! ) (oh crap.. I just notice that germs cant create a song.. ) then the mouse opened up a room for that fat computer in its heart.. (hey dont say that is too gross... I learend this sentence from my mom's favorite drama of the month.. city hall ) then they kiss wenever the person using the computer and mouse is not using them.. (wait that duznt even make sense.. oh wateve who says story has to make sense?! your mom) they cuddle together and were very affectionate ( u can learn the word cuddle and affectionate from gossiping about celebrities.. thats wat I did)then the mouse's mom saw them side by side next to each other at midnight ... so she wuz like " oh so I c wat u do.. cuddling together huh?! u bastard computer u r not good enough for my little mouse and u kno wat I am going to do?! i will give u punishements.." so the punishements was to give the computer, that has TONS OF VIRUS in it alerady, to the poor which is a girl named CCC so the computer can be away from the mouse..(dude that means the mom is mean cuz she gives viruses to ppl wateve) but wen CCC came, she saw the mouse and she wuz like " OMG CAN I HAVE THAT!!!??? I WANTED THAT FOR 5 CENTURIES!!" (how old r u?! older than Edward?) well of course it's mom said NO... then wen the mom wuz busy on buying another IMAC on APP store.. she stole the mouse.. so wen they arrived home.. the computer and the mouse began their 10 MINS of VARIETY KISSING..(just stop wat u r thinking rite kno.. I kno ppl's VARIETY KISSING is like different.. but trust me.. mine is worse than urs) (want to kno how mouse and computer kiss?! well then rite now.. put ur mouse on to ur computer and move it around then thats kissing.. well to perveted ppl that is SO not kissing that is sumthin worse.. anyway.. want to kno how computer and mouse cuddle then put them side by side then there u go.. oh wait.. quick tips wen u c ur computer and mouse either on top of each other (dude that just sounds more wrong) or side by side.. then u kno that they r falling in luv)
8th Story: BiographiesBIOGRAPHIES:
Name: Maggie Song
Sex (dont think wrong): Female ( i gotta check on that.. I am not sure.. ha ha JK)
Age: 13 but sumtimes its like 4
Favorite Things to say : Your mom and WTF
Favorite person in the world: Cindy Fan !! (not..) its her husband..
Favorite Thing in the world: Gmail and Facebook
Hobbies : Talking to her husband and then like hanging out w/ her husband
The Subject she most needs: its Dating and Love relationships and Feelings of urself
The subject she likes the most : Any class where she can c or talk to her husband
Favorite Book to read: it wuz twilight but then it changed to "THE FORBIDDEN AND TOUGH LUV"
Relatives: The cutest cuzin in the world (not) and a sister-in-law , who knos how to say maggies's name like at the age of 5 or sumthin...
Name : Andrew Song (gosh gross)
Sex (dont think wrong): Male ( at least I hope)
Age: 14 but LOOKS like 16 or sumthin.. ( but his brain whch is under-developed,is like a pre-schooler)
Favorite Things to say: I actually dont kno,... I think its anything perveted...
Favorite Person in the World : ummm... I have no idea... maybe its maggie.. but i dont kno
Favorite Thing in the World:ummm anything perveted
Hobbies: think about perveted stuff, talking to ppl on facebook and gmail.. talking to maggie..
Subject he most needs: To learn how to get perveted things off ur mind and how to developed more of ur brain in useful sections not perveted stuff...
Subject he likes the most:A class where he can c maggie.. I think.. or maybe just any class that has girls in it
Favorite Book: NONE.. bcuz he cant read...
Relatives : A sister that alerady knos how to say his wife's name
9th Story: Gay StoryGAY STORY (modeled after love story)
We were both gay wen i frist saw u
I close my eyes and the flashbacks start
I am staning there on a school in winter air
See the books, see the shelves, the teachers
See u make ur way through the shelves
And say hello, little did i kno
That u were gay-ish
You were whining baby
And my mommy said stay away from gays
And I wuz crying on the bed
Beginning u plz dont leave
and I said
Gay guy, take me sumwhere we can be approved
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do it wait
You'll be the boy gay and I'll be the girl gay
It's a gay story, gay, just say yes
So I sneake out to the pool to c u
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close ur eyes, escape this gay place for a little while
Oh,oh,oh
'Cause u were boy gay
I was a girl gay
And my mommy said stay away from gays
But u were everything to me
I wuz beginning u please dont go-
And I said
Boy Gay, take me sumwhere we can be approved
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is wait
You'll be the boy gay and I'll be the girl gay
It's a gay story, gay, just say yes
Boy gay, protect me, they're trying to tell me
how to feel
This luv is hard, but ir's real
Dont be scared, we'll make it out of this poop
It's a gay story, gay, just say yes
Oh Ohhh
I got tired of waiting, wondering if we can be approved
My trust in u wuz fading
Wen I met u on the city hall of town
And I said
Boy gay save me, I've been feeling so gay
I keep trying for approval but they never did
Is this in my head, I dont kno wat to do
Gay boy dropped to the ground and pulled out a picture
And said
Take this, girl gay, u'll never have to be alone
I luv u and that's all I really kno
I yelled to ur mom, go print out a gay picture
It's a gay story, gay just say yes
Oh, Oh, Oh ,Oh
Cuz we were both gay wen i first saw u
10th Story: 3 Sisters There wuz 3 sisters living in the town of gayoksity... 1st sister.. Eugena... whose eyes duznt function normally cuz she cs pretty as ugly and ugly as pretty... once she though A HORSE wuz her soul mate..... 2nd sister...Whytes who is likes historical.. (seriously.. she'll make u pee in ur pants) 3rd sister... Girly.. who is VERY GAY.. ( actually she is not a girl... she is actually a boy.. but her face is like more prettier than Eugena and her legs r like skennier than everyone and her butt and tits r like huge which makes ppl want to squish them.. (OMG.. that just sounds wrong...YOU ONLY SQUISH SUMONE'S BUTT OR TITS WEN.....) so everyone calls her a girl.. and she accepts it..) The story all began wen Eugena saw an asshole,douchebag,bastard and anything u want to call him.. ( dude thats y she is blind.. dur?!! hello.. tell ur brain cells to work..) Apparently.. ( OMG.. I finally learn how to spell and say that word,.. gosh wat a genius...haha.. JK) the douchebag DIDNT fall inluv w/ Eugena nor Whytes... HE FELL IN LUV W/ THAT GAY BOY... the gay boy fell in luv w/ the douche too(oops... she will be the 2nd girl who c sumthing in that douche) because she thinks he is handsume ( sorry... vomiting rite now... how can u think he is handsume.. I mean look at his face two words.. gro-ss) and BUFF..(...) SHE THINKS HIS NOSE IS LIKE HOT.... ( dude believe me HIS NOSE IS FILLED W/ BACTERIA, BOOGERS AND STUFF U USUALLY GET OUT FROM UR BUTT.. GOSH THE AUTHOR IS GROSS...) so that gay girl just ran up and kissed him.. ( if u want to c how a boy kiss... then just ask ur dad and ur uncle kiss... then BOOM.. ther u go.. well IF U WANT TO FEEL HOW TO KISS A BOY OR A MALE.. WHICH I AM SURE THAT SUM OF U WILL WANT TO.. THEN JUST ASK UR DAD TO KISS U IF UR A BOY (dude the author will so not want to do that.. gross... who would want to kiss the author's dad?! not even the author's mom... JK...) AND ASK UR MOM TO KISS U IF UR A GIRL...) so at the end.. the bastard married the gay boy... then they adopted a child.. ( just use ur brain cells to think about it) THE END
11th Story: Ugly Story The Lyrics of LOVE STORY well its actually UGLY STORY.. (NEW + ORIGINAL):
We were both young when i frist saw you
I close my eyes and the flashbacks start
I'm standing there on a school in winter air
See the teachers, see the students, the heavy books
See an ass make his way through the books
And say hello, little did I kno
That u were an asshole
You were spitting stuff
And my mommy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the fone
Beginning ass please dont go
And I said
Asshole, take me sumwhere we can chat
I'll be chating, all there's left to do is talk
You'll be the cow and I'll be the mouse
It's a ugly story, ass, just say yes
So I ran out to the dirt to see u
We keept quiet 'cause we're dead if the knew
So close ur eyes, escape this chat for a little while
Oh,oh,oh
'Cause u were ass
I wuz a blinded woman
And my mommy said stay away from Juilet
But u were everything to me
I wuz beginning u pleaze dont go
And I said
Asshole, take me sumwhere we can chat
I'll be chating, all there's left to do is talk
You'll be the ass and I'll be the woman
It's an ugly story, ass, just say yes
Assholes, save me, they're telling me how to feel
This luv is difficult, but it's real
Dont't be scared, we'll make it out of this poop
It's an ugly story, ass, just say yes
Oh Ohhh
I got tired of waiting, wondering if u were ever coming around
My trust in u was fading
Wen I met u out on the school of town
And I said
Asshole, save me, I've been feeling to chat
I keep chating with u but u never on
Is this in my head, I dont kno wat to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a mouse
And said
Raise this, Juilet, u'll never have to be alone
I luv u and that's all I really kno
I fought with ur mom, Go pick out mouse foods
It's an ugly story baby just say yes-
Oh,oh,oh,oh
Cuz we were both young wen I first saw u
Well that is it! wait for the next post! BYE!
PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D
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