Ok! Well I never did a post on the DC trip I went on and, chances are, I probably never will. But we had some really fun times there. For example here are some funny stories and HEARING problems we had. Most of the hearing problems are from me because I have really bad hearing. Forgive me.
KEY:
TH = tiffany hu
SC = sooin chung
TS = tina sato
SM = sophie maquiling
HEARING PROBLEMS:
1. MITSUWA
TH: oh i got it at mitsuwa
SC: oh where's that?
TH: oh no u didnt
SC: wait wat?
TH: wait didnt u say that u knew that
SC: no
TH: ...awkward...
2. A-WORD
SC: i think i'm goin to go to the back of the bus
TH: why?
SC: because ur boring
TH: u did not just call me the a word
SC: wat?
TH: u no...annoying
SC: i called u boring...
TH: oh hahahaha! i knew that. i hav bad hearing
SM: oh i thought the a-word wuz asian
3. PASTOR
SC: i call my pastor when i'm bored
TH: how old is he?
SC: 34
TH: 94?!?!?!?!
SC: 34!!!
4. SOUVENIR
SC: (to paul on the fon) do u want my to buy u a souvenir?
TH: buy a TV here?!?!
SC: NO! a souvenir!
5. CHANGING SONG
SC: i'm changing the song
TH: wat? ur cheating on me?
SC: no! first i'm changing the song and i wuz nvr with u. U R WIT MAGGIE
TH: oh ok...cuz i wuz thinking that we were nvr together...
6. TAYLOR SWIFT
SC: in taylor swift songs-
TH: no i dont mind
SC: wat? in taylor swift songs!
TH: oh!
SC: wat did u think i said?
TH: do u wanna switch songs
SC: ur deaf
7. RESTROOMS
SC: i have to go to the restroom
TH: yeah i no. he just said that
SC: wait wat? that wuznt wat i said. wat did u think i said?
TH: oh that we r goin to the museum.
8. CRAZY
TH: (talking about sooin) she is crazy
TS: wat? she is grease?
TH: no! she is CRAZY
TS: oh!
9. FUTURE
TH: it is called thinking bout ur future
SC: wat? putting my feet wear?
TS: finger?
TH: I SAID IT IS CALLED THINKING ABOUT UR FUTURE!
SC & TS: oh!
10. MARIO KART
(backstory) we were playing mario kart and tina = union, sooin & tiffany = confederates. it talks bout the special items u can get.
SC: ghosty!
TS: steve?
TH: toasty?
SC: wait wat? steve?
TH: wait! wat did u say? toasty?
SC: NO! GHOSTY!
TS: oh. wow i wuznt even close.
11: DRESSES
SC: my friend wore this dress-
TH: wat? ur dad wore this dress?
SC: no! my FRIEND wore this dress-
12: SCHOOL HOUSE OF ROCK
(backstory) we watched school house of rock. there wuz a line i didnt hear correctly...
dewey(main character): hey u piano kid.
TH: wait what? did he just say...?
SC: huh?
TH: did he just call him yellow kid?
SC: PIANO KID.
TH: i knew that.
13: BUBBLE
TH: STOP! ur in my personal bubble!
SC: well jeez! wat am i?
TH: ur an infected germ!
TS: you're a jerk?
SC: no! she called me a germ!
TS: oh!
TH: hahahahaha!
14. GOOGLE
SM: I have to make a list of things to google.
SC: What? You hate sevis?
TH: Why do you hate sevis??...
SM: NO! GOOGLE!
SC: google sevis?
SM: NO! i have to GOOGLE STUFF
SC: oh!
FUNNY STORIES:
1. CHAPSTICK
SM: we r chapstick buddies!
TH: YEAH!
SM: except mine is for old people....
TH: hahaha
2. ABUSE
SC: (to paul) wow u dont even care that im being abused by tiffany
TH: hahahaha! :D
3. FOBS
SC: i hate fobs. they r so annoying... or the a word.
TH: wow sooin
SM: HYPOCRITE!
4. MAPLE STORY
SC: i watch maple story music videos on youtube
TH: ...
SC: wat? they r better than normal music videos
TH: ...
5. PERVS
SC: there is a naked woman here
TH: u like naked women?!?!
SM: PERVS!
6. CHELCEE
SM: i can't hear u chelcee
TH: it is cuz she wuz thinkin bout me
SM: hahaha!
7. KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
SM: knock knock
TH: who's there?
SM: tiffany
TH: tiffany who (hu)? oh...
SM: hahahaha! aadil made that up! :D
Well yup that is it. BYE!!! for now....
PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle! :)
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