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Friday, March 26, 2010

Cindy's Lovely Stories Part 2

This is a new story from Cindy!!! Enjoy! By the way, this is all written by Cindy, so it is her talking not me, so get mad at her. But you can get mad at me for posting it. Well Enjoy!

5th Story: The Pumpkin Cinderella and the Big Nose Prince
There is going to be a ball at the monster castle tonight bcuz the ugly prince gotta find a magical magical person (also knos as soul mate) to shrink his nose and butt.. then in the house of tortoure.. a poor, poor, person (so not true in real life.. dude that person is like rich..) named maggs was cleaning the floor and cooking at the same time ... (no offense.. but seriously.. maggs cant cook.... hey if the bastard is reading this.. well u gotta kno sumthin... if u r marrying maggie in the future, which i hope not cuz I seriously dont want to call u my cuzin-in-law.. u better be a rich man cuz u have to eat like un-homemade food everyday.. oh yeah gotta warn u... if u tried her food u better be close to the toilet..)(also maggs.. dont be mad at me... hey I said NO OFFENSE) her evil mom named cindi is like sitting there and yelling at maggs step-sisters, tiny kaisho (by the way for those of u who dont kno this.. the real tina's husband is yuki kaisho.. which I seriously dont kno y we call her that) and tif hu-hu bcuz they r going to the ball tonight and she needs to choose their outfit.. on the other hand maggs is feeling completely jealous... she wanted to go to the ball tonight so freakin bad.. (well she wanted to go to the ball bcuz like she never been to a castle b4...) so her mouse and her birds, whose names r also called maggs bcuz maggs is like obsessed w/ herself... so.. her mouse and her birds sew a very ugly dress for her.. bcuz they r not skilled.. they only kno how to sing and eat cheese... but amazingly, maggs thinks is beautiful... (as in other story b4 maggs eye is not functioning correctly and the prince is lobsided) so wen tiny kaisho and tif hu-hu is walking out to the limo, maggs sneaked out to the back door where she thought she was going to have a horse or sumthin.. but thats not the case... she had a pumpkin (and this pumpkin wont turned into a beautiful magical thingy that u c on the real cinderllla (cant spell) a real and big pumpkin... so the mouse carved the door w/ its sharp teeth then maggs arrived to the castle wen she cant smell anything but pumpkin-ish... believe me the line is like 50 miles long... (how did this prince have such a power that made ppl stang in the line for so long? I dont even kno y... maybe bcuz they r all blind.. I mean seriously do they c his facce? oops.. sorry I dont expect anyone to c his face cuz like u cant even look at it..) maggs got infront of everyone else.. bcuz they couldnt stand her smell so they let her go first... wen she saw theit has to make sense.. prince.. the prince didnt reject her instead he luved her.. bcuz he liked the smell of pumpkin.. ( who knos? ppl that have big nose probably smell differently) he got her new dress and they danced till midnight... oh yeah almost forgot.. they also kissed and hugged..(ppl might be like "i dont wanna c the bastard dance " or " I didnt even kno he can dance".. hey trust me I dont wanna c the bastard dance either.. I think I'll probably faint cuz its so gross.... and dude seriously... he cant dance... this is a story its not like it has to be true.. but i have to tell u the fact that maggs being blind and the prince having big nose and butt is true.. ) she was suppose to go home at midnight so her sisters and mom wont be crazy.. but tina kaisho is like kissing+hugging+dancing w/ yuki kaisho... ( I agree its kinda gross.. think about it... just imagine those two kissing and hugging and dancing.. that image is just wrong.... ) and tif hu-hu is dancing and hugging alex chen... so maggs duznt have to go home... plus.. her mom didnt get mad anyway.. cuz she wuz watching her dramas at home... laughing and crying...

Well that is it for now! BYE!!!

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D

3 comments:

  1. i love these stories

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  2. how did u no my blog? unless u saw it on my fb wall

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  3. The part about Maggie's cooking and having to be close to a toilet made me laugh heh heh heh

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