Cindy's Lovely Stories

Hey guys! Ok, one of my friends, Maggie Huang, by the way, I hope you are reading this right now Maggie. Well YOU BETTER BE! Anyway, she has a cousin, who is awesome!!!, her name is Cindy Fan. She made these hilarious stories!!! I won't name who they are based on, but if you know Maggie you will know who the story is about, well here we go. By the way, sorry for the grammatical errors, we are teenagers, we will do that while chatting and writing stories. By the way, when it says "my" and stuff, it refers to Cindy. So here we go!

1st story: Mouse and Cows (this one is REAL short)
Once upon a time there was a mouse named magg and a cow called bastarad... they fall in luv w/ each other but the mouse's mom hated that cow bcuz he has such a big butt and nose.... so they stoped talking... BUT BELIEVE ME........... AFTER 3 DAYS THEY BEGIN TALKING AGAIN!!! EITHER ON COW-BOOK OR MOUSE-MAIL

2nd Story: 3 Brothers
Prolog: there was 3 brothers... their names are Andrew Han, Andrew Ho and Andrew Hell Bastard... Andrew Han is like amazingly smart.... he can do 1,000000000+ 1,00 = in one second!! how smart.. (I mean seriously even I cant do that) then there is Andrew Ho who is amazingly funny.... seriously he makes up jokes that are way too funny for ppl to laugh... for example, the joke of 1 + 1 = wat?.. the answer is 11!!!HAHAHAHAHa!! funnay... anyway then there is the last brother... Andrew Hell Bastard... the reason why his name is Andrew-Hell -Bastard is because that bastard will be in hell (at least the author cursed him).... he is not smart like Andrew Han and not as funnay as Andrew Ho.. but seriously I cant even believe that they are from the same parents... (the story is going to focus on that hell-bastard.. cant even say his name... makes me want to fart) On a cold, cold, cold, day... the Andrew (gosh fart-fart) hell-bastard was skipping on the street bcuz he is going to c "DR.MAGIC" because he wants his nose to shrink and his eyes to expand.. while he was skipping his brain cells are making him think about perveted stuff.. (oh yea forgot to add to the prolog.. Andrew (gosh barf barf) hell-bastard used all his brain cells to perveted stuff rather than educated stuff) after visiting Dr.Magic, he went home and saw his funny and smart brothers talking on the sidewalk to Margrita Mouse who the bastard fell in luv first sight with bcuz she has big eyes, big lips, big mouths, small ears, and small nose... (oh yea and two big sumthin.. but this story is for KIDS so it is not suppose to contain any bad or perveted stuff like the word boobs and butts) amazingly and unbelieveablely (cant spell) wen that stupid and blinded Margrita saw that bastard (a.k.a. ugly cow), she fell inluv with first sight too (weird, odd, gross, random,blinded )she luvs him bcuz of his........ actually she duznt kno y either... anyway... the two brothers walked back into the house bcuz they saw the LUV electricty going on between bastard's eyes and that blinded woman...(they dont want to be burn by it) then the woman went home... wen she got home her mom wuz like "I saw u talking to that bastard who I h8 since the day he said I look hot..... I mean seriously who calls a grown up woman's mom HOT?" (actually in margrita's brain.. she wuz thinking.. "mom.. my soul mate did not call u hot.. he wuz talking to that blonde chick standing behind u in line") anyway her mom got freakin pissed at her and wont let her go out anymore... on the 27th day of her not-going-out thingy.. she fell tired so she slept continuously (cant spell) for 5 days........ her mom was worried bcuz she couldnt wake her up... so she called the police and the police told everyone to go to margrita's house to try to wake her up.. the ppl who can wake her up gets a reward of $100 NT (equals about 3 US dollar.. but no one knew that cuz they r stupid... even Andrew Han didnt kno that) then stupidly, the bastard went to her house... her mom duznt care anymore as long as he can wake her daughter up.. wen it wuz his turn... he went up and wuz about to kiss margrita (by the way germs and gross), like sleeping beauty and snow white..(gosh those r stupid stories) wen he wuz about 1 cm away from her lips (he did it slowly bcuz he liked the dramatic effect) he barfed, and farted... his barf contains of tacos from taco bell, fried chicken from KFC, chicken mcnuggets from McDonald, fries from In-N-Out, and yogurt from Yogurt land... ( he eats a lot.. thats why his eyes are small cuz he is a fatty... his meat covered up his eyes)his fart smelled like a fish that died in the tank from about 4 months and then no one cleans it or it smelled like poop that stayed in the toilet for at least 3 hours... (depends how u think it.. ) surprisingly, that woman with not functioning eyes woke up... then she wuz like "oh.. wow its early.. y did u wake me up?? and y duz it smell like trash can in here... ??" then everyone wuz "........." well I am just going to skip to the end bcuz in between there are nothing to say... they ran away together to Haiti (seriously who would go to Haiti?! hello earthquake and hello the chances of getting dead?!.. only ppl with weird and not correctly functioning brain cells) to escape from her mom then eventually they got married... THEN THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER (not) cuz... that bastard eventually BETRAYED the woman for AT LEAST 1 blonde chick... (just like the author's dad's idol... TIGER WOODS)

3rd Story: Huan Huan in Wonderland (we are chinese and taiwanese so that is an asian name)

In the land of the wonderland.... a pretty princess (not) named Hua-Hua was walking along the "Forbidden Luv" river..... then she falls into the river BCUZ HER EYES DUZNT FUNCTION NORMALLY.... then suddenly... a very very very very ugly prince (who has a big nose, small eyes, ugly face which makes ppl want to kill him, big butt, and abnormal thinking ) saved that pretty(not) princess from drowning... (well...... u cant DROWN in a river.. but wateve.. its a story) wen she saw the prince that saved her... she hugged and kissed him (which is kind of weird bcuz normal ppl would threw up all over that prince after looking at his face).. they fall deeply in luv w/ each other... they will die if they separate each other.... they will cut themselves on the arm if they cant talk for one month... they will think about suicide wen they are under the pressure of not talking to one another ....Hua-Hua 's mom who HATES THAT UGLY PRINCE BCUZ HE DUZNT HAVE ANY MANNERS, PRETTINESS (i dont think there is a word like this), and SMARTNESS ( i dont think there is a word like this either) ... she wont let the pretty (not) princess and the ugly prince (very true) talk!!! they felt miserable... they didnt talk for about 20 to 22 days.. BUT SERIOUSLY PPL THOSE TWO ARE SO GOING TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN.. BCUZ THEY R DEEPLY IN LUV...

hey.. sorry if this story contains a lot of wrong grammars.. apparently... the writer is not educated in writing... but sumhow she or he likes to write.....

this story is going to be publish in the book from scholastic called "THE FORRBIDEN AND TOUGH LUV"

thanx... :) <3> one more thing.. the author didnt mean to offend anyone so if the author offened anyone... then sorry

just saying everything that is within the story is bolded or in black or sumtin...

4th Story: Bacterias and Germs (this is the last story)
Once upon a time... only bacterias and germs lived on earth.. each bacterias have its own name.. and each germs has its own name.. we are only going to talk about 2 germs and 1 bacterias cuz,..(the author is too lazy to write about others) 1st germ... an ugly, odd looking guy.. with the brain of being perverted (example... looking at bacteria's boobs) his name was ABS... the other germ who is happy all the time is called YM... the bacteria who is frustrated bcuz of the decisions she has to choose... is called MHS... (stands for.. well those of u who kno this bacteria in person can kno wat is stands for)
Everything was ruined wen MHS started talking to ABS through their amazing talking technique which is typing stuff on the computer... (chat) ABS and MHS started fallin for each other... but after a while... MHS' s mom, bacteria queen CH , finds out that her innocent daughter is talking to their enemy ABS... so she closed down their TYPING chat environment.. but remember... CH closed down MHS and ABS's environment but not YM's..so eventually MHS started to talk to YM... then she fell inluv with YM too... (gosh MHS.. y do u need to be such a player) so wen her mom alowed her to talk to ABS.. (surprisingly and kind of stupid) she told him that she likes YM... ABS got fuckin pissed at her.. they got into a huge fight... then YM asked MHS out and without using brain or any part of her body.... she said yes... she felt terribly bad... she hurt ABS really horrible... (by the way.. I dont even kno y she likes him... i mean seriously ABS has like huge nose.. oh wait.. germs duznt have nose) she missed him... she wants to brake up w/ YM but she cant bcuz he is all happy and fluffy... she knos that she gotta do it... b4 she told everyone that she luvs YM...but she knos the real reason y she told everyone wuz that wen she saw the big smile YM had... she cant say that she wuz kidding.. that us just the wrong thing to do... asafter a lecture that her friends gave her.. she decided to tell YM... wen YM heared it he wuz like oh.. ok... because.. HE GOT A BLONDE AND BROWN CHICK ALERADY!!!!! JK.... the real reason is that he knew she wuz kidding.... and plus he didnt believe her either.. so after all... it wuz MHS who thinks everything herself... she went back and saw ABS crying like a red balloon... she quickly went up and comfort him... they kept kissing and hugging each other... awww.. how PERVETED!!!!! (seriously think about it.. two shape like round thing organism hugging and kissing each other... AWKWARD.... I think it feels like two balls touching each other...)(by the way.. those who are perveted like the bastard and maggie... u kno I didnt mean it wrong... the balls arent THOSE BALLS)

ok that is it!!! I hope you enjoyed those stories!!! bye!!

PS. remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle!!! :D